montypythonandtheholycats:

The green bay packers. Actual children.

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Daily struggle

  • some girls: I want the D.
  • me: I want the D...
  • me: ...to step up their game because tight defense is the key to winning games.

the-real-mozart:

devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

fun has no expiration date

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biteme-derekhale:

marrowskies:

jimeatscake:

i love how the professor is like: whatever’s cool with me

because he loves his daughters THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE HIM PRETTY HE ACCEPTS THIS

The Professor was the best dad he’s just like “My daughters are superbeing accidents but goddammit I love them anyway”

(Source: bubbley-boo, via dailylifeofadisneyfreak)

"

You would think that Andrew Jackson was giving you his undivided attention, and then you would glance over and notice that he had devoted the last several minutes to making a laborious sketch of an alligator.

“Mr. President!” you would gasp, indignantly.

“I have a bullet lodged inside my body,” he would say. “From killing a man in a duel. A better man than you.” He would resume drawing the alligator.

"

-On Presidential Doodlers

Said alligator:

image

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OH MY GOSH

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dia-blow:

Can’t help but feel all too unprepared for everything life is about to throw at me

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fyeahgreenbaypackers:

Packers pose for 2014 team photos & 
T.J. Lang decides to goof around with Andy Mulumba (IR).

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